Shut that Dog Up!
According to the DVD I just watched, having magnets on your refrigerator is so gauche. Who knew? So how do the rich keep their freezers covered in pictures?
[As everyone surely knows, that's my old apartment. Luckily, the view in the new place hasn't changed much.]
If I wake up and I don’t see a flier adorned with a puking zombie, I’m going right back to bed.
[Sadly, I don't know where I left the puking zombie flier.]

