Don’t think of it as doing away with the Halloween Endurance Tests, think of it as adding more of them:
Now I know what you’re thinking, Hey there Mr. English major, not all of us are hip to metaphors and symbolisms. Can’t a painting of a giant, blood-spewing pussy cat just be a giant painting of a blood-spewing pussy cat? Does everything have to be about menstruation?
I’m writing at Dead Formats now too. Enjoy!