The Black Widows vs the Cigar City Mafia (Rock ’em, Sock ’em Roller Derby)

Rock ’em, Sock ’em Roller Derby’s nail-biting conclusion. The Black Widows and Cigar City Mafia replaying last season’s Championship bout. Only this time with less mustaches. Which means everyone wins, at least a little something.

Then things get interesting. First with Widow Taz Maniac fouling out, giving Sasha Haughtbich the opportunity she needed to put the Mafia into the lead (68-63). Taz returning in the next jam as lead jammer, after the Mafia’s Stella Knockout fouled out.

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Huh? I know, even the refs were confused! I’ve studied the transcripts though, and have carefully recreated the bout here. And yes, that means all the mistakes are intentional.

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