Yesterday’s Most Uncomfortable Conversation, Overheard at Work (the Abridged Version)

“Would you buy used underwear?”

“No… unless it was from a young, Asian girl.”

Not the words I want to hear coming from my boss’ mouth.  Ever.  Please keep your pedestrian fetishes between you and your wife.

Unless you’re talking about autoerotic asphyxiation involving automobiles, I don’t want to hear about it.  At home or at work.  If it is, on the other hand, about autoerotic asphyxiation, then I have books about it and thus would have something to add.

[Photos from Stuart Swezey’s totally awesome Amok Journal: Sensurround Edition.]  

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