저는 다음 한국인 Shakespeare예요!

Translation:

I don’t want to look a gift horse in the mouth, especially since my teacher gave me a dialogue book to use to practice my pronunciation. But I truly believe my practice would be more fruitful if I wasn’t spending half the time wondering why Koreans apparently talk in non-sequiturs.

“Oh my God, I just shit myself! Someone get me a towel!”

“Here you are; what happened?”

“How hot is the Sun?”

“I have the towel here for you.”

“How much would that towel weigh… on Venus?”

“Please, it’s starting to stink. Just take the towel.”

“If you multiply the square of God’s name by a thousand, then write the answer in Arabic, and subtract my stool’s volume from the resulting number, what would the answer be – backwards?”

“What are you talking abou… is that even a question?”

“I love you.”

And, after a rash of familial suicides, they lived happily ever after. Amen.

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